The She-Man and the Manwhore (No Longer Writing)

"You think our school is going to lose against your school?" Tulip asked, laughing over the microphone. I wasn't surprised that the spirit leader of the Eagles' football team was laughing at me, a dedicated Panther.

"How could you think that was even possible?" Tulip questioned as she regained her breath.

I didn't even hesitate to pull my microphone closer to my lips. "Maybe if your quarterback wasn't too busy buying condoms at the local Happy Market, and actually practiced once in a while, then maybe you guys could have a chance of beating your biggest rival in the most important game of the season."

And just like that, I signed my own death certificate.

***

Alex Carter is also known as the "She-Man" on the school district's radio station. It's not because she has balls, it's because she's dedicated her life to the American Sport of football. She has been known to predict the outcome of every game with 96% accuracy. But after her insult about the rival school's golden boy, Alex has a target on her back.

Wyatt Pain.

And he was a pain in her ass.