Awfully Appetizing: Book One of the Corpse-Eater Saga
26 parts Complete MatureWalter Keppler is a ghoul. A supernatural creature of the night who feasts on the corpses of the dead. At least, that's the theory. In practice, he spends most of his nights asleep, and most of his days working in the small funeral home that he owns and runs with the help of a particularly unhelpful assistant, Percy.
More than anything, Walter wants the supernatural community to leave him be. Unfortunately something sinister is afoot, and someone has just made him involved by trying to kill him and/or his assistant. Now Percy is in hiding, and Walter has to figure out who wants them dead and why, and he has to get ready for the annual ball thrown by the local crotchsniffers... excuse me, werewolves. Oh, and he has to find the perfect present for his mother's birthday, too.
Sometimes it's all more trouble than it's worth.