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"You guys better f#cking fall in love" - Shipping kids at my school

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This is a joke but also not?? The writing isn't supposed to be awful but the plot is a joke lolz. I also might not update for long periods of time Srry 😓😓😓 I get writers block often and also I have school and my grades are actually starting to matter also my mom will beat the shit outta me if I get less than a C 🤭🤭 (I saw what happened to my brother 😥😥) Also I want to run a business when I'm older so I have to work hard to get what I want! (Olivia Y/n moment real 💀) Anyways enough about me let's get onto the plot before you loose interest and I run outta space! 😎

There is a school called Giraffes Are Yay High (GAY High for short 🤪🤪😍😍sorry) This school is home to many kids (they are 17 btw bc I might add drugs or alcohol because I give zero fucks 💀) One girl in particular is named Olivia. She is a wattpad spicy story reader and she often plans out her dream life with Harry styles (IM JOKING ABOUT THE HARRY STYLES THING I SWEAR 😭😭) People often think she's weird and rude (I am 🤪🤪😍😍😍😎😎😎🤭🤭🤭😈😈) Little do they know she is not only planning how to win over Harry Fucking Styles she is planning everyone's marriage and life. She will go to any lengths to make her ships real. Even if it means getting beat up (multiple times 😭😭) by bitches who get no bitches 😶🧚‍♀️ 

TOLD IN OLIVIAS POV MOST OF THE TIME!! 
TW!!! ⚠️
Cringe (my first actual wattpad story lolz)
Drinking (probably)
Drugs (probably)
Sexual topics (not smut)
NO SMUT 👿👿👿👹👹👹👹👹
Vulgar language 
Bad writing (I'm a kid 😍😍😍)
GUYS I OFFICIALLY HAVE AN ACC I CAN POST THIS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏👏
Harry Styles (no comment)
Hoes from my school 😡😡
Not really a trigger warning but again this is a joke plot!

Enjoy ig wait....MY FRIENDS CAN SEE THIS😨 NO- 😱All Rights Reserved

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