Five AND my Humor :)

Five AND my Humor :)

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Last published Sat, Sep 23, 2023

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Me commenting on Fives lines throughout the seasons😊 (Out of context😂)

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❝ There's nothing you can do once the world has turned against you. Time and time again, no matter what we do, we will fail. I wasn't meant to be in your world, Five. We live on different sides of the mirror. You're not real, and you never were. I'm not gifted, and I never was. ❞ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𖣌 ⃝𖣘 highest rankings     ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗45 in five ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗214 in theumbrellaacademy ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗100 in umbrellaacademy ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗15 in aidangallagher ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗54 in fivehargreeves ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗41 in fivexreader ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗3 in fivehargreevesxreader ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗123 in netflix ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀➳⌗70 in hargreeves
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❝I ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴡᴇ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟʟ ɢᴏ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴀʏ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ʜᴇʀᴇ. Eɪɢʜᴛ? Yᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʟᴏɴɢᴇsᴛ, ᴄᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴏʀʏ?❞ ❝Iᴛ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ sᴇʟғ ᴇxᴘʟᴀɴᴀᴛᴏʀʏ. I'ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀʟᴄᴏʜᴏʟɪᴄ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜɪᴄɪᴅᴀʟ ᴜɴ-ɢʀᴏᴡɪɴɢ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀ ᴡɪᴛʜ sᴜᴘᴇʀᴘᴏᴡᴇʀs. Wʜᴏᴏ.❞ [ umbrella academy season 1 ] [ oc x no. five ] [ i do not own umbrella academy or netflix ]
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