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Funny Twilight Jokes

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Reads 47,884
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Parts 30
Time <5 minutes

QueenMcNuggetLeader

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Enjoy Twilight? Hate it? Neutral? 
Well here are some funny jokes that'll make you laugh! Just read and laugh.... Read and laugh.
(Also for those of you that didn't know, I have a funny Harry Potter joke book also.)
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McNuggets, I don't hate Twilight. I LOVE IT TO DEATH!!!! Okay? So no more hate comments.All Rights Reserved

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Just Nina by PierreJina

Hi! I'm Nina ? no I didn't just ask you a question....that would just be silly. I know you don't really know me so you wouldn't really understand.... Oh gosh I'm rambling...sorry back to my introduction. Hi, I'm Nina ? Go ahead laugh it out. My last name is a question mark har har har so fudging funny. Well I'm an orphan and Ms. Delilah for some reason thought after she found me on her decrypted doorstep with a tag on my neck with the word Nina with no last name...that a question mark will add a spark to my name. How friggin lovely of her. Anywho I have a brown complexion. Long wavy black hair. Brown eyes. Slim body with hips. Oh and I'm beautiful at least that is what I have been told. I always thought I was normal.I thought it was normal to always feel eyes on you when no ones there and every waking moment. I always thought it was normal. But it wasn't.

Fated by JaideHarley

****COMPLETED**** "You're driving me crazy," I growled, dropping my hand down to her waist then around to her lower back, sucking her earlobe into my mouth and dragging my teeth along it. She groaned and dropped her head back against the wall. Her sounds were intoxicating. I could smell how much she was responding to me and it brought my need for her out even more. I cupped her cheek and brought my lips over to hers, just barely brushing against them. "Addie," I whispered against her mouth, threading my hand through her hair. ... Addie has been abducted and thrown into the supernatural world. She discovers vampires have kidnapped her to manipulate an Alpha werewolf. Not just any werewolf, her mate. Or so the guy in the cell next to her says. Problem is, they've underestimated her because she's human. She's going to show them how much damage a human can do. Alpha Xander's past comes back to haunt him and his Beta has been missing for two days. Xander is finally contacted and offered a deal: his life for his Beta's and the mate he has yet to meet. He's been waiting his whole life to meet his mate and will do anything to keep her safe. Except she doesn't need as much help as he thought she might. #2 in pack on 5/22 #1 in mates 6/22 WARNING This is an adult book. It will have mature language and scenes.

My little joke book by AlyshaCooper

I give credit to the people that make these up If any one gets offended by any jokes I'm very sorry Please read, vote, comment and follow. Also please don't give hate, it hurts!! No one asked you to read this book. By the way some are a bit short but there are some longer ones. Cover made by @iamcrazynotinsane

Alpha Female's Mate by chellelove10

I have seen and heard a lot of weird things in my life. Things that will make you wonder what the heck is going on in this world but imagine a woman well not just any woman but a goddess calling you mate and then turning into this huge ass werewolf. Now that! beats everything. Obviously there are so many ways to which your brain can process this. 1.There is the screaming and running for your life which should be the better choice. 2. Face it like a man and pray that your ass doesn't get mauled. 3. Faint because things like this don't exist. I'm guessing you know what I did, yep that's right I fainted and that was just the beginning.

The Bad Boy's Girl by antheas

Disclaimer: A very non-classy humor infused werewolf story. No seriously, the only reason its up and running is for sh!ts and giggles. If you want something slightly more sophisticated, feel welcomed to read my other books. ❇ Imagine this. You are at school everything is peachy fine. You are minding your own business when BOOM a muscular 'wall' crashes into you. What do you do? You freaking insult them until you make them angry as those cartoon figures in the tv where they are beet red and steam pours from there ears! Why, because to you it's the most rational reaction. But what happens if that isn't what they do? You do bump into the wall you do insult them but they look off? Happy? Almost bursting with joy? Then I believe he is a werewolf and your his mate. I mean I didn't do anything wrong! I swear on my best friends! Ok there was that one time! And that other time... Okay! I get it karma is a b*cth. Gah I should of thought about going ape sh*t on the sketchy granny last week... Oh well. °completed° #947 in Werewolf Oct. 19 #674 in Werewolf Oct 21 #532 in Werewolf 1.17.19 #1 in Comedy

Rib-cracking Jokes by heirneeee

Hi! Hey!! Hello!!! It's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'll like to laugh your boredom out loud. This wattpad book is full of nothing but Rib-cracking jokes. Read and laugh out loud.

My Favorite Wattpad books by xLilahBearx

Hiya! I would just like to recommend a few books to all you wonderful people, in hopes that you will share my opinion. The entire books on here, in my opinion, are some of Wattpad's best books and YOU HAVE TO, JUST HAVE TO READ AT LEAST ONE OF THEM!! All the books are Romance and a few contain Comedy. Take a look and choose what catches your eye (Even though you should never judge a book by its cover!!) Hope you like it! ~ Lily xoxox P.S - If you've already read a book please comment what your thoughts were!! P.S.S - These are all in no particular order, its just the way i read them. :) "Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinced that the shattered world will never be put back together unless and until all living humans read the book." ~ TFIOS, John Green

Harry Potter stuff(amusemet book) by LlamaNeedNoDrama

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Book Of Ha Ha 2 by 1deanx

Part 2 ..... Collection of jokes ... Comment, vote & have fun reading. These jokes aren't mine, all credit(s) goes to the rightful owner(s). Book Of Ha Ha Part 1: https://www.wattpad.com/story/125795639-book-of-ha-ha Book Of Ha Ha Part 3: https://www.wattpad.com/story/129517281-book-of-ha-ha-3

The Best of Wattpad (Completed Stories) by iishag

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Just Nina

Hi! I'm Nina ? no I didn't just ask you a question....that would just be silly. I know you don't really know me so you wouldn't really understand.... Oh gosh I'm rambling...sorry back to my introduction. Hi, I'm Nina ? Go ahead laugh it out. My last name is a question mark har har har so fudging funny. Well I'm an orphan and Ms. Delilah for some reason thought after she found me on her decrypted doorstep with a tag on my neck with the word Nina with no last name...that a question mark will add a spark to my name. How friggin lovely of her. Anywho I have a brown complexion. Long wavy black hair. Brown eyes. Slim body with hips. Oh and I'm beautiful at least that is what I have been told. I always thought I was normal.I thought it was normal to always feel eyes on you when no ones there and every waking moment. I always thought it was normal. But it wasn't.