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Funny Twilight Jokes

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Leituras 47,884
Votos 1,876
Capítulos 30
Tempo <5 mins

QueenMcNuggetLeader

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Enjoy Twilight? Hate it? Neutral? 
Well here are some funny jokes that'll make you laugh! Just read and laugh.... Read and laugh.
(Also for those of you that didn't know, I have a funny Harry Potter joke book also.)
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McNuggets, I don't hate Twilight. I LOVE IT TO DEATH!!!! Okay? So no more hate comments.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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