little Bonaparte
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Last published Tue, Sep 19, 2023
It's Halloween and France hasn't prepared a costume, shit, he will have to improvise with whatever he has, plus his friends Switzerland and Belgium pressured him to come...will France prevail and acquire a costume? Or will he be a bitch and not get any candy? Find out...
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