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WTF Just Happened

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adulting humor mylife

Every big or small decision I have made in life has always ended in me asking just that, WTF just happened? And, how the hell did I survive that idiocy? You can call it a self help advice on what happens when you continually make bad decisions. I can't tell you how to live your 
life well or even happily. What I can do is tell you what happens when you make the worst choice you ever could. Dramatic? Well, yes, I am. I'm also honest about every fault I have, and very grateful for all the blessings I've ever received. So, gather around boys and girls, its story time.All Rights Reserved

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