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The Most Random, Useless Stuff You Will Ever Read

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The dumbest and most useless stories you will ever read. Guaranteed to make you laugh at the ridiculousness that I have put on here. Most of it is trolling, so you have been warned. If you get offended easily, or you have a weak stomach for blood, guts, or gore, get out now. And yes, the grammatical and spelling errors are intentional, so don't correct me.  I hope you get a good laugh from reading these horribly written stories. 

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𝒲𝒾𝒸𝓀ℯ𝒹 ℒ𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁ℯ 𝒫𝓇ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓈ℯ ㋡ ||COMPLETED|| by SophieOrShawn

❖ Monsters? Monster fuckers? The hell does that supposed to mean? Yeah, our society is weird and horny ass people love being fucked or romanticized by monsters. And I mean those actual Titan height, furry, demonic, and ugly monsters. Yeah, it is weird, but hey. We don't judge anyone's kink or shame. Well, one person does and their favorite monster, are the demonic type. Will this person really get this monster to love them and cherish with? Or will this person become this monster's next meal to kill? ❖ Don't own photos or video. Belong to the owner. Storyline is by me. © SophieOrScarlet |10.03.2024

Suburban Nights ✔️ by RainElectric

What secrets lie in the realm of the human mind? Maybe our terrible acts are due to supernatural interferences or maybe it's a sickness inside us. There's one thing for sure, though- The worst things happen in the most unexpected places... ---------------- Suburban Nights is a collection of short horror stories based on my personal experiences, thoughts, and dreams. Growing up in sleepy suburban towns have perks, but there's always something terrible bubbling beneath the surface. Story Description: 1. The Husband - Your husband has been acting a little strange lately at night. 2. The Neighbor - Your quiet home life suddenly gets really uncomfortable when you realize your elderly neighbor has been watching you through his window. 3. Public Restroom - You look back at your childhood to figure out where your fear of public restrooms came from. 4. The Screaming Woman (Pt. 1 & 2) - You wake up abruptly to sounds of a woman screaming only to be faced with your worst nightmare. 5. The People Upstairs - Your upstairs neighbors are loud and obnoxious without any regard to you. You become fed up with them until you realize what they've been dealing with. Some of these stories are not for the faint of heart and may contain blood, gore, abuse, and strong language. You've been warned.

Haunted (Alastor X Reader) by EyeMTired

A new home and a fresh start, just what you needed to get yourself out of a funk and have a fresh attitude on life. Sure it came at the mercy of unfortunate circumstances, but as the saying goes: when one door closes, another one opens. But what happens when that door leads to inadvertently inviting a demon into your life? (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) (Warning: vulgar language, depictions of violence, drug and alcohol use, violence and gore. Adult topics and dark themes that may not be suitable for all audiences (18+!!!!!!!!) you have been warned. Any chapters with smut will have a warning at the top.) Ranked #1 in Alastor, HazbinHotel and RadioDemon several times

The Breaking by janicetheawesomestar

It was an average day during 6th grade, but things take an unexpected turn. It was just a lockdown, they thought, or was it? This exciting story will send chills down your spine, so read it for a thrilling adventure. Warning: Some scenes contain gore and blood, and may be too violent for young children. P.S. we are only 11 years old so please keep the comments positive. Constructive criticism is welcome! (But rude comments WILL be reported.)

Not Your Average Ghostface X Reader by EyeMTired

Hello my dear friends! You like blood? Violence? Subject matter of an explicit sexual nature? Then look no further than this: "Not Your Average Ghostface X Reader" (Ghostface X Reader) Story! Your boyfriend just stormed out of your house after (yet another) one of his outbursts. Getting into his car and leaving despite knowing damn well he was too drunk to be behind the wheel. You'd gotten so tired of the abuse, you almost hoped he wouldn't end up making it back. It seemed easier than breaking it off. Safer; for you, at least. But things seem to go from bad, to one hell of an adventure that you were not expecting. Your phone won't stop ringing. And the voice on the other line is not one you can recognize. He says he's after blood tonight, and you could have sworn you heard movement from inside the house. Will the stranger take another life tonight? Or will he take more than just that? Can you last the whole night alone with him? 18+!!!🔞 GRAPHIC VIOLENT AND SEXUAL CONTENT- NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES ⚠️TRIGGER WARNING⚠️ : Blood, gore, dead insects/entomology-pinning/taxidermy, domestic violence/domestic abuse, physical assault, graphic sexually explicit scenes, mask kink, breath play/choking, knife play, praise kink, degradation kink, blindfolding, cuckolding, and murder.

sweetest silence [ creepypasta x male reader] by Its_Frizzy

iron, such a unpleasant taste to have to endure. It seems I can never catch a break, but I can't bring myself to leave... This is what's best for me. I finally realize how I can keep what joys I have! I just do what he wants and I don't have to worry! .... .. .. such silly thoughts. to believe that was my mindset.. it fills my body with shame. _____. __________________ THIS STORY IS GRAPHIC AND COULD BE TRIGGERING, PLEASE DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT DO WELL WITH SUCH THINGS.I WILL PLACE WARNINGS OF CONTENTS OF EACH CHAPTER PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THEM!! !!TY TO MY HELPER RANDOMNEKO FOR HELPING WITH MY GRAMMER !! heyo! this is a rewrite of my story sweet sweet silence. I have editing I would like to do to this plot so please work with me. that being said I am not a good writer when it comes to Grammer and such. there's your warning- And disclaimer, I do not own any characters from or in creepypasta or marble hornets like other fanfictions they belong to their respected creators I am simply using the fan image but in my own way

You Won't Get Away Twice (Alastor x FemReader) by sweet_bell24

I had to get out of town and start new. I packed my things and went to Louisiana; my family wouldn't find me there. I found a job that helped me lay low and made a few friends. But my friend just HAD to set me up on that date. Alastor, that was his name. He seemed nice and genuine, such a gentleman. Until the god damn man tried to stab me! Luckily, I got away. Once Alastor died, I would be able to live the rest of my life in peace. It's not like I would see him again... #1 in Valentino - 8/23/2024 (I feel kind of guilty for this one!) #1 in CharlieMorningstar - 9/7/2024 #1 in ReaderStories - 9/22/2024 #1 in HazbinHotel - 10/1/2024 (I'm so stinking proud of this one! Thank you everyone!) #1 in AlastorFanFic - 10/12/2024 #1 in AlastorxReader - 10/12/2024 #1 in Charlie - 11/15/2024 #1 in Alastor - 12/3/2024 (Hell Yeah! Thank you everyone!) #1 in Demons - 1/21/2025 #1 in Husk - 4/16/2025 #1 in SirPentious - 4/16/2025

" Roses ! What A Lovely Bunch " [Discontinued] by HotGarbag3

Vampire!Countryhumans x reader (Y/n), on her way home from work, falls into a magical hole that brings her to world she had no clue existed. Now, she must figure out what she's doing there while trying her best not to die. Y'know, as you do. This is a joke book, I wrote it as a joke, now I'm invested in it...only if you are too. This book does not excuse any historical events, or anything else I shouldn't have to put cause I know you have common sense. Again, this book was made for fun. If you don't like what you see, I'm sorry you feel that way, you can always check out something else.

Sweet Dreams by Soul_2002

Monsters are everywhere, but the human ones are the worst. At least the Creatures of the Night don't kid almost families, friends, neighbors, coworkers. Once reborn they live in the night. Sure, they do all of the same twisted things that humans do to one another, but they don't hide who they are. When you see them you know death is coming. You can predict the sick things they will do to you. But when the monster looks human, you're blindsided. One minute you're in love with a guy and the next he's slitting your throat. Trust me, I speak from experience. Gruesome things that use to make me sick now makes my stomach flutter in joy. I traded charming grins and blue eyes for carved smilies and orbs of onyx. I traded sunlight for the glow of the moon. I gave up living amongst humans for creatures of the night. And I wouldn't go back for anything in the world. I am finally home. I've spent so much time running from monsters that it's my turn to do the chasing. Sweet Dreams...

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𝒲𝒾𝒸𝓀ℯ𝒹 ℒ𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁ℯ 𝒫𝓇ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓈ℯ ㋡ ||COMPLETED||

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