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The Most Random, Useless Stuff You Will Ever Read

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The dumbest and most useless stories you will ever read. Guaranteed to make you laugh at the ridiculousness that I have put on here. Most of it is trolling, so you have been warned. If you get offended easily, or you have a weak stomach for blood, guts, or gore, get out now. And yes, the grammatical and spelling errors are intentional, so don't correct me.  I hope you get a good laugh from reading these horribly written stories. 

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Sweet Dreams ni Soul_2002

Monsters are everywhere, but the human ones are the worst. At least the Creatures of the Night don't kid almost families, friends, neighbors, coworkers. Once reborn they live in the night. Sure, they do all of the same twisted things that humans do to one another, but they don't hide who they are. When you see them you know death is coming. You can predict the sick things they will do to you. But when the monster looks human, you're blindsided. One minute you're in love with a guy and the next he's slitting your throat. Trust me, I speak from experience. Gruesome things that use to make me sick now makes my stomach flutter in joy. I traded charming grins and blue eyes for carved smilies and orbs of onyx. I traded sunlight for the glow of the moon. I gave up living amongst humans for creatures of the night. And I wouldn't go back for anything in the world. I am finally home. I've spent so much time running from monsters that it's my turn to do the chasing. Sweet Dreams...

Signed, Alastor (Alastor x Reader Fanfiction) ni misslycoris

An answer to a question you wouldn't think to ask is yes, there are postal offices in Hell. You would know, you fell into one when you got there. Now, after being tricked into signing a deal with the man who owns it you are now an eternal employee of that very same postal office. Now, how likely would it be that you will eventually be sent off to deliver a letter to one of the most dangerous individuals in Hell? Short answer, much more likely than you had anticipated. Long answer, would be this story. [They/Them Reader × Alastor] [This story may contain spoilers from the Hazbin Hotel series, biblical stances, and inappropriate behavior. This story does not intend to encourage any acts of violence!] [VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! COMPLETED BEFORE S2!] [COMPLETED: 12/24/2024] [LAST EDIT: 10/14/2024]

Partners in crime (AlastorxReader Oc) +18 ni whateveralice123

You're in a jail cell when Alastor, a reporter and radio host, comes to conduct an interview. Being a notorious killer entices him, and he finds himself freeing you from your cell. What happens next is anyone's guess. WARNING 18 only! NO MINORS (I'm not responsible for what you read, it's in the title and the description) 💗Heavy Smut 💗Both of you are in the spectrum of Asexuality and demisexuality 💗Slight negative comments on sexuality 💗Consentual choking 💗Cannibalism (mostly jokes between the both of you) 💗Vigilante discussion against criminals 💗Alastor has a mommy kink Oh, and if you know my writing, you know I make the reader spicy, no dull bishes in here!

Stitches ni TheIrlIzuku

(long break from book) This is after the hotel gets rebuilt after the attempted extermination of hell by the exorcists. If you haven't watched the first season, please do go watch it to understand this story completely. It's strongly recommended, but not needed. It's on Prime Video! Alastor, the Radio Demon, has been avoiding everyone as much as he can ever since the extermination. He's been avoiding Charlie, the Princess of Hell, and Lucifer, the King of Hell the most too. What if Charlie got worried about this? Alastor is still injured from his battle over one week later and his cane is still broken so his powers dwindled because of that. The large scratch from his fight will not heal due to it being from an angelic weapon by Adam, The First Man, so only another angel can heal it. What if Charlie had Lucifer check on Alastor and he went into his radio station room to check on him, seeing what happened to Alastor? What if he finds out Alastor's many secrets while getting close to him? What if.. Lucifer makes a deal with Alastor? What does their relationship turn into then? This is a slow-burn romance between Alastor and Lucifer! There will be some of my headcanons for Alastor(I won't add a lot) and some famous theories added in here as well! Like Lilith owning his soul! All characters belong to Vivziepop from Hazbin Hotel! Warnings! Angst(with a happy ending!) Fluff RadioApple/AppleRadio(there's both here!) Gore Alastor having breakdowns Fluffy Alastor Alastor's Shadow ADHD Alastor Schizophrenic Alastor

The Ying to my Yang ~Chuuya x Fem!Reader~ ni TeddyGxrl

You were with him through everything, maybe you shouldn't have. Humor was the way you cope, but before you help yourself, you'll dedicate yourself to save him first. Then, you'll wait, no matter how long that will be. ⚠️WARNINGS!! : deaths, blood, gore, love bc its disgusting sometimes, etc.. ⚠️ "Let the dead have the immortality of fame, but the living the immortality of love." - idk

" Roses ! What A Lovely Bunch " [Discontinued] ni HotGarbag3

Vampire!Countryhumans x reader (Y/n), on her way home from work, falls into a magical hole that brings her to world she had no clue existed. Now, she must figure out what she's doing there while trying her best not to die. Y'know, as you do. This is a joke book, I wrote it as a joke, now I'm invested in it...only if you are too. This book does not excuse any historical events, or anything else I shouldn't have to put cause I know you have common sense. Again, this book was made for fun. If you don't like what you see, I'm sorry you feel that way, you can always check out something else.

𝒲𝒾𝒸𝓀ℯ𝒹 ℒ𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁ℯ 𝒫𝓇ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓈ℯ ㋡ ||COMPLETED|| ni SophieOrShawn

❖ Monsters? Monster fuckers? The hell does that supposed to mean? Yeah, our society is weird and horny ass people love being fucked or romanticized by monsters. And I mean those actual Titan height, furry, demonic, and ugly monsters. Yeah, it is weird, but hey. We don't judge anyone's kink or shame. Well, one person does and their favorite monster, are the demonic type. Will this person really get this monster to love them and cherish with? Or will this person become this monster's next meal to kill? ❖ Don't own photos or video. Belong to the owner. Storyline is by me. © SophieOrScarlet |10.03.2024

Suburban Nights ✔️ ni RainElectric

What secrets lie in the realm of the human mind? Maybe our terrible acts are due to supernatural interferences or maybe it's a sickness inside us. There's one thing for sure, though- The worst things happen in the most unexpected places... ---------------- Suburban Nights is a collection of short horror stories based on my personal experiences, thoughts, and dreams. Growing up in sleepy suburban towns have perks, but there's always something terrible bubbling beneath the surface. Story Description: 1. The Husband - Your husband has been acting a little strange lately at night. 2. The Neighbor - Your quiet home life suddenly gets really uncomfortable when you realize your elderly neighbor has been watching you through his window. 3. Public Restroom - You look back at your childhood to figure out where your fear of public restrooms came from. 4. The Screaming Woman (Pt. 1 & 2) - You wake up abruptly to sounds of a woman screaming only to be faced with your worst nightmare. 5. The People Upstairs - Your upstairs neighbors are loud and obnoxious without any regard to you. You become fed up with them until you realize what they've been dealing with. Some of these stories are not for the faint of heart and may contain blood, gore, abuse, and strong language. You've been warned.

You Won't Get Away Twice (Alastor x FemReader) ni sweet_bell24

I had to get out of town and start new. I packed my things and went to Louisiana; my family wouldn't find me there. I found a job that helped me lay low and made a few friends. But my friend just HAD to set me up on that date. Alastor, that was his name. He seemed nice and genuine, such a gentleman. Until the god damn man tried to stab me! Luckily, I got away. Once Alastor died, I would be able to live the rest of my life in peace. It's not like I would see him again... #1 in Valentino - 8/23/2024 (I feel kind of guilty for this one!) #1 in CharlieMorningstar - 9/7/2024 #1 in ReaderStories - 9/22/2024 #1 in HazbinHotel - 10/1/2024 (I'm so stinking proud of this one! Thank you everyone!) #1 in AlastorFanFic - 10/12/2024 #1 in AlastorxReader - 10/12/2024 #1 in Charlie - 11/15/2024 #1 in Alastor - 12/3/2024 (Hell Yeah! Thank you everyone!) #1 in Demons - 1/21/2025 #1 in Husk - 4/16/2025 #1 in SirPentious - 4/16/2025 #1 in Demon - 11/15/2025 #1 in Vees - 11/15/2025

Haunted (Alastor X Reader) ni EyeMTired

A new home and a fresh start, just what you needed to get yourself out of a funk and have a fresh attitude on life. Sure it came at the mercy of unfortunate circumstances, but as the saying goes: when one door closes, another one opens. But what happens when that door leads to inadvertently inviting a demon into your life? (Reader is fem in this story, apologies in advance) (Warning: vulgar language, depictions of violence, drug and alcohol use, violence and gore. Adult topics and dark themes that may not be suitable for all audiences (18+!!!!!!!!) you have been warned. Any chapters with smut will have a warning at the top.) Ranked #1 in Alastor, HazbinHotel and RadioDemon several times

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Sweet Dreams cover

Signed, Alastor (Alastor x Reader Fanfiction) cover

Partners in crime (AlastorxReader Oc) +18 cover

The Ying to my Yang ~Chuuya x Fem!Reader~ cover

" Roses ! What A Lovely Bunch " [Discontinued] cover

𝒲𝒾𝒸𝓀ℯ𝒹 ℒ𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁ℯ 𝒫𝓇ℴ𝓂𝒾𝓈ℯ ㋡ ||COMPLETED|| cover

Suburban Nights ✔️ cover

You Won't Get Away Twice (Alastor x FemReader) cover

Haunted (Alastor X Reader) cover

Sweet Dreams

Monsters are everywhere, but the human ones are the worst. At least the Creatures of the Night don't kid almost families, friends, neighbors, coworkers. Once reborn they live in the night. Sure, they do all of the same twisted things that humans do to one another, but they don't hide who they are. When you see them you know death is coming. You can predict the sick things they will do to you. But when the monster looks human, you're blindsided. One minute you're in love with a guy and the next he's slitting your throat. Trust me, I speak from experience. Gruesome things that use to make me sick now makes my stomach flutter in joy. I traded charming grins and blue eyes for carved smilies and orbs of onyx. I traded sunlight for the glow of the moon. I gave up living amongst humans for creatures of the night. And I wouldn't go back for anything in the world. I am finally home. I've spent so much time running from monsters that it's my turn to do the chasing. Sweet Dreams...

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