The Most Random, Useless Stuff You Will Ever Read
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Last published Wed, Apr 15, 2015
The dumbest and most useless stories you will ever read. Guaranteed to make you laugh at the ridiculousness that I have put on here. Most of it is trolling, so you have been warned. If you get offended easily, or you have a weak stomach for blood, guts, or gore, get out now. And yes, the grammatical and spelling errors are intentional, so don't correct me. I hope you get a good laugh from reading these horribly written stories.
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