HE'S A WALKING RED FLAG AND PAPA WEARS ROSE-TINTED GLASSES [CountryHumans] - frooty tooty - Wattpad

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HE'S A WALKING RED FLAG AND PAPA WEARS ROSE-TINTED GLASSES [CountryHumans]

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Reads 328
Votes 15
Parts 1
Time 11m

Mature

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Rated Mature for descriptions of Gore and Violence (18+)

M/M || Past Deutsches Reich x Soviet Union
Past United States x Soviet Union

Sequel oneshot to "Brown is the Earth, Soil, and Dried Blood"

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In which Russia complains about his father's ex(es)

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Characters:
Russia (RSFSR)
Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
East Germany
United States of America (mentioned)
Deutsches Reich (1919-1945 Era Germany)

Tags:

Betrayal, Blood and Violence, Daddy Issues,All Rights Reserved

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WHAT THE FUCK PAPA
Sat, Sep 23, 2023

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WHAT THE FUCK PAPA
Sat, Sep 23, 2023

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