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A Paddington Warhammer Love Story

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This is probably going to be THE most ridiculous love story that I will ever be going to write unless I somehow top this one later down the line. This would be considered a Crackfic. The inspiration for this story came from me watching the Paddington Bear movie and then watching a lore video on Death Korp of Krieg from the Warhammer 40k universe the same day. My weird mind then came up with an idea, "What if I make a love story between a Krieg Soldier and Mrs. Brown???". So yeah, this exists. But please, this is only for fun, and in life, it is good to have ridiculous ideas sometimes. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not claim to have great knowledge of the Warhammer 40k universe but like my previous story, I do my research to remain as accurate as I possibly can to the source material.😌All Rights Reserved

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His Princess | #Wattys2016 by xXGabriellaRoseXx

We stared at each other for a while, neither wanting to give in to the other. His cold blue eyes stared deep into my soul, as my brown ones stared into his. Although I don't know the owner to these gorgeous blue eyes, I feel as if I've met him before. It must have been in another life cause I'd definitely remember him. __________________________________ "C'mon baby doll, you wouldn't make anything that could possibly kill me, right?" He shakily asks me. "Of course not..." I tell him, letting my sarcastic side show. "But Ave, if you kill me, who else are you going to cuddle with at night?" He teases. "Okay, that was one time!! And I was extremely dunk, so I don't even remember what happened that night, and I don't ever want to know." I yell, trying to reason with him. He walks close, only a few centimeters away from my face, our breaths mixing. "You wouldn't miss me?" He asks with a whisper. Feeling daring, I peck his lips. "Of course I would dumby. And I'm not going to kill you. Why would I do that? I am simply going to make you a smoothie, and you are going to pretend it's the worst thing ever. Got it?" I tell him, feeling like an evil mastermind with the plan. He has a stupid grin on his face, and kisses me. • • • THIS BOOK IS CRUSTY AS HELL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SECOND ONE IS BETTER IN MY OPINION SO READ THIS IF YA WANT. Ranked #4 in "sappy" out of 1400+ books 3/18/19

Perfect Fate ✔ (Will Be Moved To Inkitt on 4th Of FEB) by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Character ai stories(for fun) by Cheesecakeis_mylover

so basically,I text random ai characters and then I write them in this book. I will take requests for any ai character you want me to do. I copy and paste the text messages and shit. I came up with this idea at like 4 am in the morning so yea :))))) ☆StArTed April 6th,2024☆ ♡EnDeD______________♡

𝙈𝙮 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙝 𝙂𝙞𝙧𝙡 by EmilyCoffin606

The story is describing the erotic love life of a French pure Blood Emanuelle Daaé, who falls in love with Draco Malfoy after their many night hook-ups. Some of Elle's body features, thinking, pursuits, etc. are my own. There is some true data about my life. :) There will be a lot of smut but also a lot of romance, some other characters will join during the story. There won't be any warnings at the start of the chapters cause I already said that there will be smut (in all the chapters, at least two times in one) The pills she's taking are magical and are for after sex, so she just takes the pill after sex and she won't get pregnant. They get together pretty fast and I fucked the story uppp! But pls consider it as love on the first sigh... yk... Anything can happen in books. Forget the fact that they're 15 because the way they act is way too mature for that age and what they do is really not appropriate but since I've already written the whole book and can't change it so deal with it. I do not support having that kind of sex at 15 just so you know :) Time: 1994-post the second wizarding war (i can assure you that there will be a lot of mature content and language, so be prepared😼) Love, Em❤️

Just for Him [Kylo Ren x Reader] by saamanthaaaxx

Please read warnings; this story is categorized for a mature audience. As a modest young woman living during the Regency Era in Hertfordshire, England, things had never felt right. That was until one evening, you came across the most charming gentleman you had the privilege of laying your eyes on, by the unique title of Commander Kylo Ren. You were his Angel, and that meant he had his own ways of possessing you, mind, body, and soul. But had Ren's shattering desires, secrets, and abilities been powerful enough to challenge everything you thought you knew about your life, and yourself? And more importantly, was there any way your souls would come back to each other? [Ultimately, if you read on, you will find that this is a love story taking place between two parallel universes.♥️] While this story begins in 1800s England, I've added a modern spin on that, especially in relation to the vocabulary, actions depicted by the characters, and plot development. The reason for that is because the linguistics of that time period is significantly outdated, and would not make sense for the rest of the story. The rights of all art, images, photography, and designs featured in this story go to their respective owners and creators. Your images helped shaped my content and imagery while writing and planning out scenes, plot ideas, and emotions during my creative process. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. While my ideal depiction of Kylo is someone who is soft, gentle, loving, and kind, there will be situations in this fic in which he is possessive, vulnerable, and emotionally unavailable. Constructive criticism is welcome, but I'm quite sensitive to anything deliberately hurtful, not helpful, or discouraging. My writing has a Mature rating for a reason. If you are not an adult (18+) or do not want to read explicit smut, please do not read my writing. This may potentially become part of a series called "Destiny Among Our Blurred Hearts."♥️

Broken Knows Broken (BUCKY BARNES X OC) by CharminglyHumble

The life that J (Jules) Johnson has had is anything but ordinary. Fosterlife hasn't been kind to her due to her abilities and when her only friend Stanlee leaves for the military, she spends 8 years just existing in nothingness. Now that he's finally discharged, she's excited to get things back to the way they once were only to find out he's not the same. The use of her abilities is the only way she can think to try and get back the man she once knew, only for it to lead to her being recruited as an Avenger and meeting the most gorgeous blue eyed bombshell of a man she's ever laid her eyes on. But of course, he's a player, and she plays the game right along with him at first, until someone catches feelings. ----- Bucky's Three Personalities: 1) Original Bucky- The 'OB'. The real one, Mr. Nice Guy. Assuming it's what he was like before all the bad stuff, the gentleman, playful but in a respectable way. 2) Anger Management Bucky- Super critical, edgy with a stare of death. That stare, it makes me worry, like I need to test my drink for fear he poisoned me, or is going to commit arson. Bites your head off, chews you up and spits you out. Gives zero fucks. 3) Fucky Bucky- The seducer. Can't keep his hands to himself and eye-fucks me when he sees me. The one with all the inappropriate jokes, the womanizer constantly taking a number of random assortment of women to his bed. ____ "Do you know what would look even better on you than blue?" His voice is seductive and familiar, I'm obviously talking to Fucky Bucky. I raise my eyebrows waiting for the answer. "Me." I roll my eyes. "Do you ever stop? Do you have some dirty pick-up line book that you pull all these from? I swear if you say 'Do you have any Super Soldier Serum inside you? No? Do you want some?' I just might throw up in my mouth." This is a slow burn, full of sexual tension and banter, just enough to keep your pallet wet until the full payoff at the end. RATED #1 in BuckyBarnesSmut 4/24/22-5/8/22

Remember Me by Writer_FRL_1987

The story follows Natasha Romanoff and Bucky Barnes as they confront their shared past and the deep, hidden connection between them. Due to years of brainwashing and mind-wipes, Natasha and Bucky have forgotten their time together in the Red Room, where Bucky was her trainer, and they developed feelings for each other. Now, as they face powerful enemies from their pasts, both are forced to confront the trauma they have buried. Together, they must navigate the echoes of their memories, rediscover their bond, and confront the emotional scars that continue to haunt them. Can Natasha and Bucky overcome their shared history and heal, or will the darkness of their pasts pull them apart forever? A love story between Bucky and Natasha. Contains 18+ smutt!

Eternal Sunshine by BetweenTh3Stars

Ari has a bad idea. F**k the world's wealthiest man. It's just a fling. Just physical. What could go wrong? or... What do you do when two of your icons decide to embrace their villain era? You say f**k it and make them f**k. Or at least that's how I'm dealing with these problematic deviants. ******** I've been wanting to do a popcult fanfic but just couldn't imagine anyone reading it. Then I read Rocket It Off, a truly delightful story by occupyswift, I was instantly inspired to do my own crackship. I highly recommend Rocket It Off! Please go read it! It's beautifully written and so sweet. Mine will not be like that. My crackship is purely my own self-indulgence in Ari smut. And somehow that also turned into Elon smut. It gets weird. Cause, ya know, he's weird. I can't really imagine anyone reading this, but if you choose to, please bear in mind this is going to get explicit. We're talking XXX, which is perfect because one of the characters has a fixation on the letter X. Also if you hate either Ari or Elon, then I suggest you read something else. After all this is a crackship. Well, crack and ecstasy. Xtasy! Sorry, Elon broke my brain...

The Blonde And The Brunette by Maddiealg_isweird

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Serving the Commander by theblairewitch_

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His Princess | #Wattys2016

We stared at each other for a while, neither wanting to give in to the other. His cold blue eyes stared deep into my soul, as my brown ones stared into his. Although I don't know the owner to these gorgeous blue eyes, I feel as if I've met him before. It must have been in another life cause I'd definitely remember him. __________________________________ "C'mon baby doll, you wouldn't make anything that could possibly kill me, right?" He shakily asks me. "Of course not..." I tell him, letting my sarcastic side show. "But Ave, if you kill me, who else are you going to cuddle with at night?" He teases. "Okay, that was one time!! And I was extremely dunk, so I don't even remember what happened that night, and I don't ever want to know." I yell, trying to reason with him. He walks close, only a few centimeters away from my face, our breaths mixing. "You wouldn't miss me?" He asks with a whisper. Feeling daring, I peck his lips. "Of course I would dumby. And I'm not going to kill you. Why would I do that? I am simply going to make you a smoothie, and you are going to pretend it's the worst thing ever. Got it?" I tell him, feeling like an evil mastermind with the plan. He has a stupid grin on his face, and kisses me. • • • THIS BOOK IS CRUSTY AS HELL. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SECOND ONE IS BETTER IN MY OPINION SO READ THIS IF YA WANT. Ranked #4 in "sappy" out of 1400+ books 3/18/19