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A Paddington Warhammer Love Story

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Time 5h 42m

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This is probably going to be THE most ridiculous love story that I will ever be going to write unless I somehow top this one later down the line. This would be considered a Crackfic. The inspiration for this story came from me watching the Paddington Bear movie and then watching a lore video on Death Korp of Krieg from the Warhammer 40k universe the same day. My weird mind then came up with an idea, "What if I make a love story between a Krieg Soldier and Mrs. Brown???". So yeah, this exists. But please, this is only for fun, and in life, it is good to have ridiculous ideas sometimes. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not claim to have great knowledge of the Warhammer 40k universe but like my previous story, I do my research to remain as accurate as I possibly can to the source material.😌All Rights Reserved

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Collection of Crackfics by TypicalDeity

Just a random bunch of short stories I wrote while procrastinating on my actual story. Most of them have not been edited or checked for correct SPaG, so sorry. I'm up to doing various reader requests because I'll do anything to not do actual work. 💀WARNING: Random and cringe.💀

Eternal Sunshine by BetweenTh3Stars

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Pain and Pleasure Rewind - Chanbaek by Misunkun

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Under your command 🪢 by bloodvibes06

"I couldn't get enough of him. I was tired and sore but I didn't care. I didn't want to sleep. I wanted the ache. I wanted him in me, all the time. His weight on top of me. I wanted to squeeze him in further and further. I wanted to watch his face. I wanted his sweat to drop onto me. I wanted to drop mine on him. I got on top of him. I'd never done it before. I couldn't really believe it; I was doing this. I was inventing something. I held him and put him in. He felt deeper in me." "I never imagined that something like this was even possible between us. I was getting addicted to the pain he inflicted on me like a drug does to its addict. His pheromones put me in a trance." "There were bruises on my body, and sometimes I left numb from the pain, yet I wanted him to give me the pain. I begged him like a thirsty slut. I know I sound like a sick pathetic whore. But you don't know how much I.... I must obey my master, or else I will be punished " 🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢🪢 This is a BDSM story, involving Dominant- Submissive relationship. There would be use of foul words, mention of sex toys. Dominance, submission, sadism, masochism. *A devil and an angel huh?* This is a First Khaotung story. Other important characters in this story- Earth and Mix TayTawan and New/Newwiee

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