A Paddington Warhammer Love Story
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This is probably going to be THE most ridiculous love story that I will ever be going to write unless I somehow top this one later down the line. This would be considered a Crackfic. The inspiration for this story came from me watching the Paddington Bear movie and then watching a lore video on Death Korp of Krieg from the Warhammer 40k universe the same day. My weird mind then came up with an idea, "What if I make a love story between a Krieg Soldier and Mrs. Brown???". So yeah, this exists. But please, this is only for fun, and in life, it is good to have ridiculous ideas sometimes. Enjoy! Disclaimer: I do not claim to have great knowledge of the Warhammer 40k universe but like my previous story, I do my research to remain as accurate as I possibly can to the source material.😌
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