Vampire State Building (English version)

One word. That's enough to make your whole world go crazy. I don't know if my word was Vampire, Garlic, Onion, Vector, or Lobster. Maybe I'm just a creature that needs more words on its own. If you take it round, round and round again, not only do you get a square, but something along these lines comes out: Hi, I'm Lorelai Paris, kind of a messed up vampire and a crazy human at the same time,( the first of my race in a nutshell, so naming it was probably left up to me...I guess boatswain isn't the right thing either). I'm supposed to become a Garlic, take my Onion and finish what my father started- the infusion of vampires into humans.
Only it wouldn't be me if it was all easy. Well, in short, read... :)