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This Ends in Failure - A Tale

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Reads 125
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Parts 12
Time 1h 32m

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An unlikely trio: A crew-less pirate captain, a coven-less witch, and a circus-less jester. These three morally bankrupt outcasts are on a quest for the Lost Treasure of Whoknowswhere, but they all believe it's in different places. Follow them in their quest, but as you know, this ends in failure.All Rights Reserved

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