A Goat's Life
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Last published Thu, May 7, 2015
(Deep Voice) When one goat steps into the world... It meets what any other normal goat would meet... A TALKING POTATO! Learn about the life of a goat named Baahh, and a potato named Henry. See what amazing adventures they go on, like the time they took out the trash! And don't forget about their arch nemesis, Dr. Butt!
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