"Kryptonite" || HTF Splendont x Lifty !!

"If I go crazy, then will you still call me Superman? If I'm alive and well, will you be there, a-holding my hand? I'll keep you by my side with my super-human might.. Kryptonite!"

If you can't tell by that.. thing, this was HEAVILY inspired by the song Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down. My mom introduced me to it and I'm absolutely obsessed because I keep imagining Splendont and Lifty to the lyrics when I listen to it.

Soooo, after ditching the happy tree friends fandom, why am I back? I never ditched it. I just kept making new fanfics and getting in new fandoms, so I couldn't write about it as much. That's it. But I really, REALLY love HTF still. And these two are a really good match for me. I've always loved hero x villain. But I don't ship Flippy with Splendid.. so, what's next? Splendont x Lifty, and Splendid x Shifty!!

Yes. They're humans in this. Chill out. BUT they act.. pretty much the same. Lifty is still gullible and does whatever his greedy brother says. Splendont is still the "evil" counterpart of Splendid, who's only wish is to save others. Shifty is still greedy. I gotcha. <33

Enjoy! Don't blame me if it isn't accurate (I've been in the fandom for like four years, blame me.)