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As the narrator, I'm tempted to simply write "Middle Finger" because that is essentially what you'll feel like I'm giving you in telling this story. However, for the sake of not being a complete dick, I'll write a little more than just a description of a disrespectful gesture. This story can aptly be described as crude and deranged. As you may have surmised, a crazy person will be telling this story, and the characters involved are indeed also all crazy in their own special ways. So, given this exercise in mental illness, the topics touched on (in no particular order) in this tale are destruction, death, superpowered wackos, torture, pain, loneliness, chaos, the will to survive, never giving up, giving up and not giving a shit, the desire to protect, failing to protect and causing more trouble than was already present, disappointing and/or abusive parental figures, bullies, unjust punishments, just punishments, racism, violent and usually superpowered fights, sci-fi gadgets, bitterness, sarcasm, twisted and demented comedy, control or lack thereof, weird and awkward high school drama, lies and brainwashing, alien aggression, moral ambiguity, unhinged villains, fantastical weapons, a piece of shit main character, conditional friendship, a fuck load of musical references, anger, fear, depression, extra-dimensional creatures, godly powers, various esoteric connections, pop culture references, and of course, in general, superpowers.

Seventeen year old Cadence Buds is a normal teenager in a dying world. Well, the world isn't dying, but the sun is. It has been dying for several years now, but the effects are finally starting to come about. The sun has even been changing color. The government has been working on a plan to save a portion of the human population for quite some time. There are so many problems with the sun dying. The oceans will evaporate from the inevitable explosion, everything will be dark and nothing will be able to grow, the world will freeze over, everything will be destroyed. The sun is also giving off toxic radiation while it dies, making the world especially dangerous. The government's solution to this problem is to build a radiation proof dome over a large area. There will be synthetic heat, light, and seasons. The cost to enter such an oasis is very expensive. It is hundreds of thousands of dollars per ticket. However, there is another way to get in. Once the sun dies many will die with it. It might even vaporize part of the planet in its blast. No one knows for sure. But the world will need a larger population. You can earn your place in the dome if you agree to have a child to save the human race. This obviously only applies to women. Now remember Cadence? He is biologically female. He has been on testosterone for two years and is trying to transition in this world. Unfortunately that is horribly expensive where he lives. His family however is more focused on saving their lives from the dying sun. His parents had just enough money to afford his sister a ticket. She could not have children because she was barren. Cadence however could have children if he wished, but he didn't. Having a child meant undoing all of his hard work. He is told that in order to survive that he must have a child within the next two years. Two years is a long time, but he never wanted to have children. What will Cadence do once his two years have come to an end?

"We don't have a Caretaker. We have a Creationeer. And we love her." ~Humanity. We think we're from here, but are we really? What happened to us before then, and who was involved? Kit - a young B-Tier Creationeer - didn't want this job. She's not trained to be an Intelligent Species Caretaker, and yet she's forced to care for the last remnants of a damaged and traumatized humanity by an old, malicious evil. After carrying us around in a modified to-go habitat bubble for 18K years, Kit wants a vacation, but is hesitant to leave us alone on our new planet she built; Earth. She confides in Pan - an A-Tier Caretaker and Kit's best friend and roommate. She reveals the full story of how she came to be in possession of us and why she can't hand us over to a licensed Caretaker. Pan reveals the tragic truth of the first 10 years of our existence before Kit found us. The new knowledge Ignites a fire in both. So the two young Ethereals come up with another plan that involves the three grad school roommates, Pan, Sid, and Kit, taking us on a long road trip to the Andromeda galaxy for some good old fashioned revenge- justice. And also Screw Jim. (warning: Contains strong language.) Please comment and vote. :) I'd really appreciate it. ^_^ (This idea was born from the second I saw a photo of Earth from orbit showing the glow of our atmosphere and thought, "Haha! We live on a bubble planet." :) ) NOTE: They're not gods. This is not theology. They don't have all the answers, they're not all powerful, and they can't do everything. They're closest equivalent in a fandom would be like lesser cousins to the Q. In this AU, Humanity knows about Kit. They don't deify her. To them, Kit's presence is normal, tangible, and real. She's always been there.

BOOK ONE IN THE DEMONS SERIES Check out book two 'Living Demons' FANFICTION WITH WAY TOO MANY CHARACTERS This is basically a really long story [to me] that originated as a 'short story' but once I hit 11k words I decided to make it into it's own story. For the most part it's just me torturing the YouTubers I love [platonically]. The main plot doesn't really exist BUT there are dark sides for most of the characters and there's also a few characters who don't have dark sides [by a few I mean one] and really after a while I bet you'll get bored with the constant 'self'induced torture I've created for these wonderful people TRIGGER WARNINGS: Blood, Anxiety, Pain, Horrible Writing, Plot Doesn't Really Exist For A While, Lots Of Torture [Self Induced], Dark Sides, Hurting The People You Love

With the impossible size of the universe, it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that there is life beyond just humans out there. Countless things have lived and died yet one stands above the rest due to the sheer amount of time it has lived. Almost since the beginning of the universe itself has it existed; a biological monster that would destroy and consume anything in its path. Planets, asteroids, entire stars even; whatever got in this things way wouldn't stay in the way for very long. It was a repetitive existence until one day the abomination met its match in the form of an absolutely enormous star. It ended with a draw that sent the abomination rocketing off in a random direction away from the place it had been consuming for so long. It traveled for millions upon millions of years before finally coming to a stop just outside of some odd new planet brimming with life. Along the way through space, it gained awareness of its surroundings so it was now able to choose what to do with this odd planet. Consume or Explore . . . What a future this will be -------------- (Don't expect realism lol, this is an anime fanfic) {Chapters lengths are gonna be all over the place so Idk lets say at least 2k words min} {Lemons, Descriptive Gore}- {Watch out for warnings if you don't want to see that kinda stuff}

Mordecaii couldn't take it anymore: the constant teasing at school, his lame backstabbing friends, his travel-holic, abusive-but-thankfully-rarely-there stepdad, his 'I'm-sorry-I'm-late-I-needed-to-pull-an-extra-shift' mom, his internet-and-phone obsessed older sister... no one cared. So he decided to end it all, thanks to a mixture of his mom's pain pills from her surgery and his sister's stomach meds. But when he wakes up inside what looks like a clean room with a man named Michael and the choice between ending his life or saving it and the race that saves the world, what will he do? Fourth part of my "Evan Strong" series. To understand, please read "The Horrors of Enchantment", "Into Darkness We Walk", "I Want to Tell You: Blackness of the Broken Heart", this book, "Snow", "Alien Nuclear", "Of Monsters and Angels", "Letting it In: The Memoir of Rafael "English" Payne", and "What Happened to CJ?". The last book is coming out soon.

A fanfic for the Phighting! game on Roblox. Anyways I have no idea about half the lore, so someone inform me, please. The world hasn't felt so dark before. You feel yourself in water drowning until you see a light that grabbed you out of the water. Welcome newly spawned phighter to your new life. (Rewrite version) V Friends, family, lovers, people whom you wish you had in your life. You have them now and going through the rocky path for them. You loved and lost, always a cycle of that. You only wanted what was best for them, you try to give them what they wanted, even if it wasn't what they expected to have. Deep down in this abyss, could you really think you could hide it all from above the surface? If they founded out of this secret, they'd never look at you the same way. Are you willing to risk that?

Game: Roblox - PHIGHTING! This story features: Subspace & Medkit (Subkit/Medspace, yes) Story Summary: Tripmine had a family, a rich family. Since he was born in Blackrock, one of the richest factions out there, he was one of the luckiest kids to live in such a wealthy family. Tripmine is Subspace!! -------------------------------------- Please read with caution, there will be some chapters with descriptions of blood and gore and implied non-con in here... I don't know how to use Wattpad soo I'm trying stuff out rn. -------------------------------------- The series is originally on AO3, and I decided to put my story on Wattpad as well because... idk. I was bored. credits/inspired by: Subspace's VHS tapes. by MochiDaDragon

A HARRY J POTTER × FEM. DEMIGOD OC FANFICTION _____________________________________ ╰┈➤ In which Harry James Potter begins his Hogwarts journey searching for the childhood friend he's heard about his entire life. The girl from his parents' stories. The girl he thought he already knew. ╰┈➤ Only to discover on his very first day at Hogwarts that Crystal Aviana Calisto is nothing like he imagined. Cold where he expected warmth. Distant where he expected friendship. A mystery where he expected familiarity. She annoyed him at first. Yet beneath her icy exterior was someone intriguing, brilliant, unique, and undeniably attractive. ╰┈➤ As years pass, two complete opposites find themselves drawn together by a bond neither can escape. But their love is only the beginning. Hidden beneath the surface of the wizarding world lies an ancient family burdened by secrets, conspiracies, and truths long buried by time. While the world remains unaware, the last heir of the Calisto lineage is quietly setting pieces into motion for a game that could change everything. Friendship. Love. Prophecy. War. And a question that lingers behind it all: What if the world you know isn't the whole truth? Dive into a slow-burn journey of love, sacrifice, mystery, and destiny. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ✦ Book-Based Slow Burn Romance ✦ Fluff & Angst ✦ Mystery & Family Secrets ✦ Long-Term Character Development ✦ Characters Profiles Inside ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ » Published: 06/30/2022 (Ongoing) ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Progress meter ٩(ᐛ)و ʸᵉᵃʳ ¹ 🌕🌕🌕🌕🌗🌚🌚 ᴰᴴ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Achievements: 🥈 Best MC - Quidditch Awards ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ Vote and Comment (๑•ᴗ•๑)♡ ━━━━━━━━━━━━ I do not own HP or the Wizarding World plot. I only own my OCs & original plot elements.