How to write a terrible fanfiction!

Hey everybody! I'm here to teach you how to write a horrible fanfiction that will make every single follower you might have.

Lessons from how to properly use grammar and how to screw up punctuation, to make your fanfiction into absolute shit.

Do you want the ins and outs of using cliches? How to pace your story so it's not over in 10,000 short words? You've come to the right place.

Ladies and gentleman, porn addicts and fangirls, How to Write a Terrible Fanfiction.