50 Tons De Diggo (DiggoLuca)
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Last published Sun, Oct 1, 2023
Sinopse: Diggo acorda ao lado de seu arqui-inimigo, Raluque, após uma abertura de empresa com extremo sucesso. Quais belezas, dramas, e altos e baixos em geral este cenário eletrizante reservará à estes alcoólatras internautas? Leia Cinquenta Tons de Diggo para descobrir...
(Lore desse texto: Não sou fanfiqueira, mas gosto de escrita, e worldbuilding no geral. Escrevi essa minific pelo meme lá por abril/maio, quando a treta do Raluca estava em seu ápice, mas nunca tive a chance de postar, já que meu PC vai de arrasta ocasionalmente, e meu celular não roda o Wattpad. (Sim. O WATTPAD.)
Juntei com um amigo meu, bolamos uma lorezinha a partir dessa merda e acabou dando uma trama legal.
Então, com a mínima ressurreição desse assunto com o PUTZ RALUCA 3, criei essa conta e resolvi postar. Se der tudo certo, talvez eu escreva mais e finalmente tire esse projet(o/til) da minha cabeça.
Agradecimentos especiais á esse meu amigo pelo título, e aos outros (que realmente são fanfiqueiros) que me instigaram a terminar essa merda desse suposto capítulo um.)
Desenho da capa: @GaboDrawings no Twitter. (Me desculpa se não tiver permissão!)
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