Comebacks! - Chloe - Wattpad

Story cover for Comebacks! by xxxMyHeartsMistakexx

Comebacks!

xxxMyHeartsMistakexx

Reads 51
Votes 1
Parts 7
Time <5 minutes

Reads 51
Votes 1
Parts 7
Time <5 minutes

xxxMyHeartsMistakexx

Mature

comeback comebacks guidetolife sassy survive

Ever wondered what to say to insults or just plain stupidness? Well, this book (well it isn't really a boom but you get the point!) has thousands of them. This book right now is in the making... but, you can still read it! And the best part is I update everyday! Also, I take requests so if you guys have any really good comeback that you think will be perfect for this book (again not really a book) please just dm me or leave a comment! I will read every comment (because I'm that jobless). Ok... I'm going to try and not to put any authors notes in this book so I'm doing it all here! ENOUGH OF THIS NOW! ON TO THE COMEBACKS!All Rights Reserved

comeback comebacks guidetolife sassy survive

Table of contents

7 parts

Sign up to add Comebacks! to your library and receive updates

or

Content Guidelines

You may also like

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug by isaverybella

Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor

Tyler Talk [Complete] by KillerCatZiller

The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.

[SCRAPPED] Sodapack Stuff by Drowso

Oh shit. Not another book she has to maintain. Update the others for God's sake! No<3 I keep having these eejits on my mind and I wanna just make a book dedicated to them. I'll use prompts from generators and some of my own ideas in this because yes. Valid reason, I know. I was thinking of not using my AUs in this but said "Fuck it." so you may see stuff for them. Anyways, like always, ONE is created by Cheesy Hfj on YouTube and I am simply just writing about two idiots in love because I need to spread cringe. Dunno about warnings except swearing I suppose, oh and death I guess depending on the idea/AU/prompt. Extra warnings will be seen in the chapters, warnings such as blood and stuff. :)

You Like Me?! | ✓ by stillclo

"So, let me get this straight," I looked at him weirdly, raising my hands slightly in exclamation. "You like me?!" I asked him in disbelief. "Like or like-like?" I really can't get my head to process his words at the moment. "Is it weird that I don't." He simply replied, his voice sounded calm but serious at the same time. "And for your question, I do. I do like-like you. Like, I really like you. To the point that you're the only thing that's on my mind everyday and I can't seem to get you off it." I was literally standing there like an idiot, slowing blinking my eyes in a slow pace, still can't believe what's actually happening in front of me. ______________________________ ( Partially Edited.) First Published: July 23, 2020 Finished: October 16, 2021

IT X Reader One Shots/Preferences by LoafIzStrange

I always have ideas for just one shots and preferences and stuff for It and I want to write them down lol. I also do imagines for both the 1990's version and the 2017 version because I love both of them to death General Warnings: swearing, sexual themes I will always do warnings at the beginning of a chapter if there are any Most of them are x female!reader but there is the occasional x gender neutral!reader orrrr x male!reader (if it's not specified it's most likely female!reader) {REQUESTS CLOSED}

Dʀɛaʍ BIG Dʀɛaʍs! by RomanticWaltz2764

Welcome to my "Ask & Dare" book! (w/ extras such as: Tags, Reviews, Ranting, Reactions, Covers and мore!) in here, here you can basically ask me stuff ask me questions or do awesome dareѕ! And this'll feature some skits here and there on special occasions, that will include some special guests from some of you're favourite movies/shows/etc (Including a few celebrity appearences) appearing in here also for a few dares/questions, So yeaн тнaт'ѕ preттy мυcн ιт... So enjoy and read мy crappy updates and wнaт noт! XD☺ (Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS, ONLY OWN MYSELF AND MY CREATIVITY, THUS USING THEM FOR ENTERTAINING AND CREATIVITY PURPOSES)

School And What We Do In It by Judyharris1414

"It is really funny and high key relatable." - GowriNandanag (Completed/editing) **** This book is about all the weird things teachers do and ask us to do. It also contains too sassy comebacks, weird dance moves, quite a few awkward silences and a whole lot of laughs. Find out in this book, the problems school gives us, the heartbreaks and the love and hate for the teachers and homework. And maybe, stay tuned for, a little Valentine's Day romance! Join us, the grade 7 class of 2018, on this roller coaster ride we call, 'school life.' **** Highest rankings: #1 in #Lolmoments Finished : 2.1.2019 This story can also be found on @Humour's profile reading list: Young. Dumb. And Full of Fun. Cover made by @geminigraphics

𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐩'𝐬 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭| by Yourfaveecupcakes

_______________________________________•••••• I reply confidently, "I am not like the mindless bimbos in this office, if you didn't realise." He says arrogantly with that same cocky smirk sketched on his handsome face,"You ain't most girls, darling but that's why I find you irresistible." I blush again and simply look away. _________________________________________••• HUMANS AS APPS.APPS AS HUMANS. HOW WILL IT END?

Tommyinnit Oneshots by PinkSolby

^ ~ 𝐀 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐓𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐭! :^)~ ^ 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟑.𝟒𝐤 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬, 𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡!! 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠/𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐛𝐮𝐭... 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫. 😭

You may also like

Slide 1 of 9

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug cover

Tyler Talk [Complete] cover

[SCRAPPED] Sodapack Stuff cover

You Like Me?! | ✓ cover

IT X Reader One Shots/Preferences cover

Dʀɛaʍ BIG Dʀɛaʍs! cover

School And What We Do In It cover

𝐀𝐧 𝐀𝐩𝐩'𝐬 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭| cover

Tommyinnit Oneshots cover

Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug

Hi! My name is Fleefy and I guess you found my book, Life Lessons with Fleefy Doodlebug. (duh) I will be telling you about good lessons to help you in life so you can be famous! (it really works, I tried it and now you found this so I must be famous) I will show you style, how I do good in school, and lots more stuff that I can't list because this would be too long. My first life lesson is to read this book so you can be awesome! Let's show the world how we rock Doodlefans! P.S. This is not Fleefy speaking, this is Creepette162. Fleefy has taken over my Wattpad account, and I just wanna say that this book is supposed to be full of humor, so please do not be offended, this book is for fun! Thanks! I ❤️ you all! Highest rank: #481 in Humor