Comebacks!
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Ever wondered what to say to insults or just plain stupidness? Well, this book (well it isn't really a boom but you get the point!) has thousands of them. This book right now is in the making... but, you can still read it! And the best part is I update everyday! Also, I take requests so if you guys have any really good comeback that you think will be perfect for this book (again not really a book) please just dm me or leave a comment! I will read every comment (because I'm that jobless). Ok... I'm going to try and not to put any authors notes in this book so I'm doing it all here! ENOUGH OF THIS NOW! ON TO THE COMEBACKS!
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