Protocol Tron
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MatureComplete Mon, Aug 11, 20256h 35m
Super awesome epic special action agent Tron is a badass dude with a gun and a whole bunch of bombs and explosives. His task? To save the world from a horrible and super duper scary zombie virus that is about to spread and infect everyone!!!
I'm literally so scared guys, can Special Agent Tron protect us from the virus and kill the super evil terrorists behind it? I really hope he can!!! Let's find out in this incredible story jam-packed with super explosive action, witty humor, offensive racial stereotypes and intense drama that's sure to make you tremble and cry tears as you anxiously await to see if our heroic agent can save us from this awful zombie virus.
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In all legitimate seriousness, this book's comedy is fairly wild. If you get offended easily, this is NOT the book for you. It's similar to the humor found in films such as Airplane, Spaceballs, Naked Gun, etc. You'll think I was high on methamphetamine while writing this book but I was surprisingly sane... somewhat at least.
But it's not just crazy insanity, there's other elements in the book. This is a project over two years in the making. It's got a little bit of everything except sex and smut. And no furry crap either. DeviantArt is the site for you if that's what you're looking for.
Enjoy lmao.
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