Across the Hall » [muke]

Michael and Luke have lived across the hall from each other for... three? four? A long time, anyway. In that time Luke has dated jocks, nerds, spiritualists, a video game programmer, a zookeeper, a set of non-identical twins (not at the same time) and just about everyone else in Sydney. Michael thinks it's funny, cute even, and teases Luke relentlessly. But the couple Luke's trying to date now is actually really nice, and that's fine; Luke deserves the best, right? Then why does Michael wish they'd dump Luke?