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So What If I'm Crazy? The Best People Are

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Buckle up mothertruckers, your in for a wild ride. Allan is dumped into a world he thought he knew how it went. but does he?? the faeries talk like california surfer dudes and like to set things on fire. the unicorns like to stab people. a lot. how high is the narrator? sky high. read this if you want entertainment where the stereotypes are wacky, and is the opposite of cliche. i wrote this when i was feverish with covid, so im not responsible for trauma, ptsd, depression, anxiety, or night terrors. WARNING: SLIGHTLY TO MODERATELY OFFENSIVE HUMOR. no harm is meant in this, i'm just keeping it realistic &lt;3All Rights Reserved

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Going Nowhere

My name is Hibiscus Brown, my best friend is a unicorn and my life is going absolutely nowhere. Oh, and I'm a witch. At least partly - the rest is all werewolf. After growling a little to loudly, Hibiscus, Kitty, Brown finds herself in the unfortunate situation of having to move back home to live with her dad /the werewolf/, her step-mom /the werebear/, and all the other creatures living in a small town called Nowhere. Surely it's just temporary? Surely even a half-witch/half-werewolf can figure out what she wants to do with her life? Surely the handsome werewolf who just moved back will ignore her, like he /mostly/ did when they were in high school? And surely the mysterious dark stranger who seems to pop up just about everywhere will help her when she needs it? So many questions... let's see if we can bring some clarity to it all, shall we? * NOTE * There will be f-bombs. And references to s-e-x. Nothing graphic because it's not my style, but there certainly will be shit that isn't super appropriate for a younger audience. You have been warned. © lenanorth All the words are mine. Please don't steal them. Write your own instead (and let me know so I can read them).