Drunken Dog and Choleric Cat
Bryan78932
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Bryan78932
Complete, First published Oct 06, 2023
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It is just yet another day in the Elliot mansion. After the long day, the night comes. In the room of the owner's daughter, there is a noticeable absence of one of her drones. So, in order to change it, Tessa sends J to find the missing drone. And unknown to J, she will have to face her greatest challenge... drunken N.
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