A Swift Kick to the 'Nads

The food chain of a school is a complex and mysterious thing. What to an outside observer may seem like just a mass of awkward pubescent life is actually very rigidly regimented, with certain people rising above the pack, establishing their dominance as the alpha predators of their field, the lions and eagles of their respective cliques. In this analogy, Edmund is the mold that grows on the underside of a toilet. Quite happy to fly under the radar, Edmund cruises through school life, until one day he meets a kid who has a very... primitive way of looking at things. Forced to take care of a boy whose idea of a good first impression is a blow to the ballsack, Edmund has to make friends, try to fit in, and maybe even... talk to girls!

Much more to follow, if people like it.