1,000 and 1 ways to avoid the plot
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Last published Sun, Oct 8, 2023
This is the story of how pathetic aristocrat Ophelia Albertson tries to live a quiet life while burying her scandalous reputation in the ground.
But unforeseen circumstances are about to spoil her holiday, forcing Ophelia into not just war, but unwittingly meeting those she wanted to avoid as much as possible.
Where there are protagonists, there are problems. And it seems she has problems now.
Warning : I don't own to be "I've become an earl's bastard"! The characters are not my own, except for the Albertson family and a few others.(English is not my first language, so please forgive any mistakes).
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