The Book Of Prodiges

Homestuck fantroll sorry there's nothing canon here... <Art by no one else but me>

[Your name is RK, and you've been obstinately sitting in front of your computer smashing your keyboard with your face for the past 30 minutes, desperately wishing for something to shake you from your insufferable boredom. Imprints of the keystrokes were starting to form on your forehead when the screen of your computer illuminated to announce you're been pestered. Praying it wasn't your annoying 12 years old neighbour again, you open the Pesterchum window.]