The Book Of Prodiges
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- Parts 5
Homestuck fantroll sorry there's nothing canon here... <Art by no one else but me>
[Your name is RK, and you've been obstinately sitting in front of your computer smashing your keyboard with your face for the past 30 minutes, desperately wishing for something to shake you from your insufferable boredom. Imprints of the keystrokes were starting to form on your forehead when the screen of your computer illuminated to announce you're been pestered. Praying it wasn't your annoying 12 years old neighbour again, you open the Pesterchum window.]
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❝𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. ❞ -𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘚𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯 ↳𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘝𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙩. 𝖭𝗈𝗍𝖾: 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗒 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 "𝖲𝗈𝖿𝗍 𝖲𝗉𝗈𝗍", 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒.Complete
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↳ 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵. ❝𝐲𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐊𝐚𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐧𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭?❞ [𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗞𝗮𝗶𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿] [𝗥𝗶𝗻 𝗜𝘁𝗼𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿] [All characters, including you, are above 18 in this story!] [a chat/fanfiction] [a love triangle] [storyline is not canon!] started:23/12/24 finished:0/0/00 Cover Art Credits: voreoara on pinterest
𝐷𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘, 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 | 𝐴 𝐿𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑇𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑒
𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝐹𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟? 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠, 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 10𝑥 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟? - "𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑟!" "𝑁𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠, 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒." 𝑆𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑑. "𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓𝑓." "𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑎𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡?" - "𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝑎𝑤𝑘𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑." "𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑?" 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑. "𝑁𝑜, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑚𝑦 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑝?" - ☯︎︎"Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ᴀ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs, ᴛᴏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. Tʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ғᴀʟʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟ, ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Oʀ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ? Hᴇʟʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʟғ ᴡᴀʏ."☀︎︎ -- 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙴𝚛𝚊 - 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚘
Hetastuck Crack~
I neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: This is extremely weeby and contains terrible writing, as this was from my "IM AN OTAKU XD XD XD" phase.Complete
¡Unexpected!
Green Day FanFic !!! I'm not good with introductions but please just read it !! if you have any questions just kik me at ZGradyComplete
Our Dance
So, recently I have been reading @SecurinTape p2 stories (if you haven't read them please do!) and instantly fell in love with them. As a small thank you, gift I've decided to write something of my own. This will be a TerrorMoo story as I absolutely adore the ship! This all in the P2 universe so, please forgive me if this not really that good. This my the first au I wrote in a very long time. There will be a cameo of Badguyfitz (p2verison of Fitz) Warning this will contain: Violence, graphic language, smut, (small bit manipulation, and gross fondling from the enemy...you'll get that stuff when we get there.) IF YOU GET OFFENDED WITH SUCH TOPICS PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON THIS! Other than that please enjoy the road.Complete
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━━━ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐅 | ❝𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍, 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅?❞ ▬▬▬▬ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･･ﾟ 𝗶𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵: 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖾𝖿 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌. 𝗆𝖺𝗋𝖺𝗎𝖽𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖾𝗋𝖺 𝗃𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 × 𝗈𝖼 ©𝖺𝖼𝖼𝗂𝗈𝗒𝗎𝖾 𝟤𝟢𝟤1Complete
♤♡Homestuck Oneshots!◇♧
A group of one-shots (and I guess two-shots) about Homestuck! There is cursing, minor violence, and death. And especially fluff. I have removed my lemons because I got uncomfy. Requests are closed forever Disclaimer: All characters belong to Andrew Hussie, the creater of Homestuck. You belong to you (or me. Sell your soul for fanfiction bro.) Warning, quite a few of these contain cursing, self harm, sad material, sexual content (I have removed the lemons), as well as homosexuality.Complete
❝𝘮𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. ❞ -𝘛𝘰𝘮𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘷𝘰𝘭𝘰𝘚𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯 ↳𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘝𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘥𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘦𝘳. 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙩. 𝖭 𝗈𝗍𝖾: 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝗆𝗒 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒 "𝖲𝗈𝖿𝗍 𝖲𝗉𝗈𝗍", 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗎𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝗒.
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