The Book Of Prodiges
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Last published Thu, Jan 28, 2016
Homestuck fantroll sorry there's nothing canon here... <Art by no one else but me>
[Your name is RK, and you've been obstinately sitting in front of your computer smashing your keyboard with your face for the past 30 minutes, desperately wishing for something to shake you from your insufferable boredom. Imprints of the keystrokes were starting to form on your forehead when the screen of your computer illuminated to announce you're been pestered. Praying it wasn't your annoying 12 years old neighbour again, you open the Pesterchum window.]
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𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐽𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑃𝑜𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝐹𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑜𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑤𝑖𝑛 𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟? 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑠, 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑠ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 10𝑥 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑒𝑟? - "𝐿𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑒𝑟!" "𝑁𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑘𝑠, 𝐼 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑒𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒." 𝑆𝑖𝑟𝑖𝑢𝑠 𝑠𝑚𝑖𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑑. "𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑓𝑓." "𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑎𝑡𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡?" - "𝐼 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑓𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑎 𝑎𝑤𝑘𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑." "𝑊𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑚𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑?" 𝑅𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑. "𝑁𝑜, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑚𝑦 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑝?" - ☯︎︎"Lᴏᴠᴇ ɪs ᴀ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ, ɪᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢs, ᴛᴏ sᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. Tʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ғᴀʟʟ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇʟʟ, ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ. Oʀ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏʀʏ? Hᴇʟʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ɪᴛ ʜᴀʟғ ᴡᴀʏ."☀︎︎ -- 𝙼𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝙴𝚛𝚊 - 𝙶𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚃𝚛𝚒𝚘
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"𝐈'𝐦 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐢𝐧 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐉𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐅𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐏𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐛𝐲 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐈 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭. " 𝐇𝐨𝐠𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟓-𝟏𝟗𝟕𝟔. 𝐀 𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩. 𝐀 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐮𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧. 𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐥𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞. [𝙹𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚡 𝙾𝙲] [𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚊𝚍. 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗.] [𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 14𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝙾𝚌𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 2020] [𝙴𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 10𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 2021] [𝙽𝚘 𝚜𝚖𝚞𝚝. 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚏𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝙹.𝙺. 𝚁𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐'𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚠𝚜.] [𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛Complete
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Thank you all so much for reading, but this story has been moved to the account @kirklend, see my description for details. I promise the quality of the story is much better on that account after major editing to descriptions, but the storyline is the same. Thanks for putting up with me! I am a daughter of Hades who is sent on a quest. I have to save my brother and niece from the titans. I don't know if I can, but I must. "I never ever thought as a child being a "hero" would mean putting up so much bullshit. I wanted to be hero like everyone else, of course, but now I'm sick of it and want to just relax." Warning of mental health and swearing ***Sina, Mia and the plot are the only things that belong to me.***Complete
I neither own Homestuck nor Hetalia. Just random shit that comes into my mind. This book gets better with age, I promise. Like a fine whisky. Until Homestuck appeared, then it's simply a liquor store. Some sexual innuendos are insinuated. Warning: This is extremely weeby and contains terrible writing, as this was from my "IM AN OTAKU XD XD XD" phase.
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