How to Get Popular in Society - Novel

I MUST SAY BEFORE ANY FUTHER ADO, THAT THIS IS NO GUIDE TO REAL POPULARITY. IT'S JUST A LITTLE BITY TERM FOR THE BOOK, MMKAY? Phew, time to get off Caps and to the description~!
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The fundamentals of the rules of Society:

#1 To be one, you must be attractive, good with attention, and special.

#2 If you aren’t any of the three disciplines, you’re going to be hated.

#3 But then like magic everyone feels pity for you when you leave or die somehow.

#4 Always be in a relationship, no matter how bitchy that boy is.

#5 Be part of the gossip. Ruin somebody to be the center of attention.

"You must follow all these rules, no matter how strict or hard they are.
It's worth it.
Isn't it what you want?"