Joke Book.
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Last published Thu, Feb 7, 2013
There will be NO blonde jokes, as I am blonde and so are many of my friends. There will however, be a section of yo mama jokes, NOTE: all of these jokes are for your pleasure, and someone has either told them to me, or I've seen them on the internet.
ENJOY!!!
~Tara
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