The Uncitizen's Ship | a sci-fi comedy
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Terminé mar., oct. 15, 20247h 40m
When a supposed flapjack destroys Jekkh's planet, she relocates to a whole new system to start a new life. But after discovering her planet's long-lost artifact, Jekkh must step into a role she feels unfit for and unite her scattered people across the system. When her assigned bodyguard and some doctor's godniece help her escape, Jekkh is thrust into a whole new world of conspiracy, space travel, and helping the ones in need.
Camrun knew he'd never be accepted into the Persythian military even before he got the memo. Struggling to keep his family from being cast off into the deadly gas giant they live on, Camrun must find a way to provide for his family when his father and brother are serving over-systems for their planet. But when a rare opportunity arises to work for the planet's ruling circle, the Deins, Camrun gets thrust into a circle of secrets, espionage, and a possible rebellion. As he continues working to save his family, Camrun soon discovers that it is quite possible that his planet was on the wrong side all along.
A campy adventure for all ages. Space hobbits and a quest for redemption of people and culture.
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