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Ever since Uzi Doorman saved her home planet from being consumed by a psychotic eldritch god and becoming a goddess herself, she thought nothing would surprise her anymore.

But that all changed when the now 20 year old Worker Drone (plus her little eldritch companion) found herself in a mysterious office like room, alongside another person, a human? She thought, but weren't humans practically extinct ever since Cyn-

Wait did that human coat himself in metal armor and ram his fist through the door just now?




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Murder Drones: The New Humanity (a Murder Drones AU/Canon story) by Hazbin-BossHaremKing

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Mafia Drones 💜💛 by ItsVanilles_

Uzi Doorman, a determined revel worker drone from the prestigious Doorman Family, finds herself in a dire situation while trying to earn the acceptance of her kind. During a practice session with her railgun, a tragic accident occurs: she inadvertently hits a house full of Murder Drones during a critical meeting, resulting in the death of one of their own. Fleeing the scene in panic, Uzi is discovered hiding behind a tree by Serial Designation N, the formidable leader of the Skull Drones. Facing the wrath of the Skull Drones, Uzi strikes a desperate deal with N, a pact that could be her only chance at survival. Scared and alone, she reluctantly agrees to live under the same roof with the devil himself. As Uzi navigates this dangerous new world, unexpected feelings begin to surface. Amidst the chaos and tension, could love possibly bloom between them? In this gripping romance mafia tale, Uzi's struggle for acceptance takes a thrilling turn as she learns that sometimes, the most unlikely alliances can lead to the most extraordinary outcomes.

The Lone Worker Drone by Gamernumber4

Loneliness...A feeling that appears whenever we are by ourselves, no one around to turn to....other than yourself. Normally we don't ever feel lonely t'ill a certain time but for Uzi Doorman.....its something she's known her entire life. After both of her parents are killed by the Murder Drones and she is blasted away from the rest of her kind as a baby, Uzi wanders the wintry wasteland until she reaches her toddler years, where after an encounter with a murder drone she finds a supercomputer known as AR3 in an abandoned refinery, who takes in the young worker drone. However as she grows older a thought spirals in Uzi's head, are there any other worker drones out there. Or is she the last one? (Murder Drones belongs to Liam Vickers Animation and Glitch Productions) (Cover Art made by Zzsark Stormbeard)

Left to tarnish (Murder drones x male tarn reader) by Theswankyseal

Y/N was once a human boy living with his best freind tessa and thier parents in a large mansion surrounded by thier many servant drones. Unlike most humans however Y/N showed compassion and kindness towards the machines feeling sorry for them and the harassment they receive. Even going so far as to befriend a group of drones who would turn out to be ruthless killers. But one day fate struck Y/N a cruel hand the boy fell ill to cancer slowly loosing life as he wasted away in his hospital bed. In a bid to save the boy tessa's parents agreed to have Y/N's conscious transfered over to a prototype murder drone one that was ment to be a killing machine. The operation is successful......at the cost to Y/N's memory and emotions however. Also don't call him Y/N that name means nothing to him. Now......he is TARN. Join him along with his murder buddies as they are sent to copper 9 to wipe out the worker drones who dare to go against the company. But how will tarn react when he comes face to face with a certain edgy drone? Will he bite off more then he can chew?

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Serial Designation by Cory_Ross

N was killed back at the manor by the crows, only to be found by Cyn after the massacre at the gala. Cyn puts him back together as a disassembly drone, sending him to Copper-9 by himself to kill worker drones. Tessa discovers the truth before modifying V and J into disassembly drones too, sending them to Copper-9 with the goal of returning her favorite butler to her. N is scary, but hides himself most of the time, while worker drones hide in a bunker. Until one day, Uzi ventures out to fight N, only to find out he's not as merciless as they believe. It's based somewhat on Candyman.

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MURDER DR💀NES: Memories of the Past (Uzi Doorman x Male Reader) by AceProdigy0999

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Murder Drones: Blood and Tears (Murder Drones X Male Reader) by AReaderWhoLovesCats

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