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The Naughty List

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Time 8h 55m

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Have you ever wondered what Santa Claus does during the three hundred sixty-four days off he has a year? Of course you haven't. After all, Santa is nothing more than a figment of Christmas folklore...
Right?

There are two types of people in this world. Those on the nice list who don't believe Santa Claus exists, and those who have seen Santa with their own eyes. Normally, he's the last thing they see. That second group usually receives an early Christmas present for being on Santa's naughty list, and I'm not talking about a lump of coal in their stocking.

The Naughty List explores the daily life of old Kris Kringle in his quest to purge the scum of the earth from society, and, in turn, make the world a better place.All Rights Reserved

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The Love from a Skeleton (Jack Skellington X Reader) by PhoebeClark4

*I do not own the Nightmare before Christmas. All rights belong to Tim Burton and Disney™*. Halloween... The time of year you absolutely hate. Not because of the ghouls and monsters, you enjoyed that kind of thing, it's because of trick or treaters. They get free candy and whine and complain to their parents if they didn't get what they expected, which is the whole bowl of candy. Anyways, since you don't celebrate that holiday, you decide to go for a late stroll through the woods on the hiking trail. While walking, your whole life changes. And I mean that literally... Everything started to change drastically until you find trees with holiday symbols on it. One of them being a Jack-o-lantern. Being curious, you enter through the door and discover a world that would represent a children's book written by Stephen King. But the leader of this place was a king. Not just any king... A pumpkin king. His name is Jack Skellington. He's a very tall and slender skeleton with a pinstripe suit, a black cat bow tie and ghost dog named Zero. He discovers you and welcomes you to Halloween town until he can figure out how to send you home. But this place is perfect! No taxes to pay No drama And no more loneliness Jack believes that your hideous. But don't worry, hideous in the Halloween town definition means... Beautiful. ... I apologize if there are comments that are inappropriate or that make you feel uncomfortable. I have no control over what people comment on and I apologize for that. If theres a way to turn off comments, please tell me. I apologize. ... My first Nightmare before Christmas Fanfic. I absolutely LOVE Jack Skellington! Go ahead and call me weird if you want but I'm not afraid to say that I love him. This is NOT a one shots book, this is a whole X Reader book. Highest ranking: #2 in Disney

Holly Garland on Santa's Lap [COMPLETE] by SylviaDeLorme

Once upon a time, I was your typical good girl, doing my job like a total elf star, no complaints. Even with the little "gift" I was born with (aka my disability), I handled life pretty well. But let me tell you, luck's never been my plus-one. What am I talking about? Oh, just my lovely name-and the Christmas curse that comes with it! Every year, without fail, while my family's out decking the halls, I'm over here getting snowed under with the worst disasters. So, yeah, all I want for Christmas is for this nightmare of a season to be over. But this year? Oh, I've really hit the Christmas tree topper. Ever since I plopped myself down on Santa's lap at my office party and made a special wish, it's been one yule disaster after another! And now, I'm stuck in this sleigh ride from hell with that red-suited nightmare, forced to follow him wherever he jingles. Sure, he might be a total angel under that fake beard-mysterious and all-but I'm not about to let myself get wrapped up like some Christmas present under the tree. My brain's still in one piece, thanks. So, seriously, sweet baby Jesus, how did a nice executive assistant like me end up sleighing through this wild holiday misadventure full of danger, romance, and all the holly jolly chaos of Christmas?!

The love from my Pumpkin King (SEQUEL) (Jack Skellington X Reader) by PhoebeClark4

*I do not own the Nightmare before Christmas or the video game titled "The Nightmare before Christmas, Oogies Revenge". All rights belong to Tim Burton and Disney™ and the rights to the video game belong to both Disney™, Capcom™, Tose™, Capcom Production Studio 3™, and Disney Interactive Studios™* Love lasts forever... That is all that needs to be said for you and your lover. Your King. Your pumpkin king. Jack Skellington. Only a year after you both met in that turn of events on Halloween, your life went from absolute loneliness to pure joy. Jack always made sure you, his pumpkin queen, were always satisfied and happy to the fullest extent. Whether you choose to stay with him or go back home, having him in your life was amazing. But not everything is always perfect. A big mystery has set upon you, Jack and Halloween town. The holiday doors on those different trees have vanished. Jack is baffled by this and sets out with you in tow to find out what's going on. With a whole new adventure in the making, it throws in familiar faces and new ones. But one thing is still clear... Your pumpkin king will always love you.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (My Take on an Old Classic) by SpiritShifter

We've all heard the story a million times, but what you don't know is the truth behind our favorite Reindeer. It's true that he was bullied and pushed around, but it didn't all just flip like a coin one foggy Christmas night. No, Rudolph had to prove himself, and that had to be at the Reindeer games. Yearling bucks and does are given the chance to prove they are worthy of being on Santa's team in the coming years. Rudolph attends the Games, but an accident injures another competitor and disqualifies him for the rest of the Games. Guilt-ridden with the image of his horrified doefriend plaguing his mind, Rudolph runs away, just in time for an old enemy to strike. Now, with everything and everyone he cares about on the line, Rudolph must face down his greatest enemy, and his own inner demons. Can he find the courage to save the one he loves, or will the North Pole and Christmas cease to be? Dig deeper that you ever thought you could go and discover the true hero behind the glowing red nose. Only you can find the truth.

My Boyfriend "Kris Kringle" by Emp_Bt

As usual it's Christmas and Santa gets set to deliver presents, he releases that he's gotten old and drink's a magical potion to make him young. He takes too much and becomes a teenager and is kicked out of the North Pole. Alexis is a 17 year old, she gets dumped by her boyfriend a week before Christmas and decides to get him back by making him jealous. What do you think happens when she meets a young handsome lad wondering in the park at midnight? What the hell was she doing there in the first place? "Hi! I'm Kris Kringle!" "Who?" "Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick for short." "If you are a saint, then I'm a goldfish." "Oh...okay...Well I'm Santa Claus, nice to meet." "You are so drunk..." "Nope, I'm Santa."

The True Story of Christmas by Cookie_Monstxr

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The Glitch That Hacked Christmas by graphic-hawk

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Incognito ✔️ by ZaynismRules

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The Duo That Saved Christmas by writergirlriley

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I SAW SANTA KILL SOMEONE by KassandraVivu

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