Letters for Adam

To you, for being too nice,

To you, for liking so many girls,

To you, for saying puns,

To you, for answering the riddles I should have answered,

To you, for teaching me lessons I couldn't understand,

To you, for liking cats and dogs and girls,

To you, for singing love songs,

To you, for playing the guitar so much,

To you, for going to church so diligently,

To you, for stalking people too much,

To you, for drinking beer and smoking cigars,

To you, for liking batman rather than superman,

To you, for not being capable of driving a manual car,

To you, for liking sweets so much that you should get diabetes,

To you, for talking about your girlfriend too much,

To you, for being so insensitive,

To you, for not caring that I'm a girl too.

For me, who stupidly fell for you,

For me, who annoyingly listened to the stories of you and your girlfriend,

For me, who kept trying to distance myself from you,

For me, ...