Emmanuel Macron x Rishi Sunak
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This is a very short fanfic as I sent it as a Text messge to my friend // 🍋 Smut, a little sexual not so much but pretty much my first Satire fanfic, I have a Harry Styles x Obama one too! Anyways Enjoy my rare pair. (ft. UK Prime Minister, French president)
☆┆This is just for shits and giggles. ENJOY!! ^^
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