Her Proud Cocks: Cock & Roll, A Paranormal Romance Parody
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"You know, roosters are actually...very dangerous,' Aiden whispered in Bryttaneigh's ear while he brushed a feather along her neck.
She already knew these roosters were dangerous, though, at least for her heart.
"We're basically dinosaurs," Braidyn purred from her other side. Her panties were ruined immediately.
Kaidyn was in front of Brytt and said what really did her in. "It's the job of the *cock* to protect the hen.''
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Her Proud Cocks is a parody paranormal reverse harem short story with rooster shifters, tragic pasts, and rock and roll. It's got everything you ever loved to make fun of in a romance novel and then some.
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