VICE GANDA'S JOKES (funny)
mayzie1234
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mayzie1234
Complete, First published Mar 21, 2015
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(VICE GANDA  papasok sa isang pool)
VICE:magkanu kuya?
SEKYU: yung entrance po?
VICE:ay hindi......yung exit
DI BA PAPASOK PALANG AKO,,XD





MADLANG PEOPLE:bakit ang dami yatang kulqng na artist sa summer station ID nyo
VOCE GANDA: nag outing  sila kasi
 summer nga di ba!!!!!





(TINATANONG SI VICE)

MADLANG PEOPLE: I love ABS CBN bida best summer station ID BAKIT wala ka dun?
VICE GANDA:BAKA SA gma Ka nanuod
ahahajammm 




(SA GASOLIN STATION,PAG BABA NG WINDOW)
GASSBOY;mag papagass po?
VICE GANDA:hindi magpapaconfine ako.Malamang magpapagas,gasolinahan to diba?alangang magpapaconfine ako dito tapos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo,,,,,at ayun na yunh ikakamatay ko ,,,



hahaha mga joke talaga ni VICE GANDA
enjoy hahahaha
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