"Really Into DP" (Spideypool)

For some reason, and don't ask him why, the universe just really liked to fuck with Peter.
Parker Luck was almost like Murphy's law. Only on rare occasions did it take pity on Peter and grant him reprieve. And for a while now, its given him a break. It was the first time in years Peter had felt financially secure, and it was only time in his life he'd felt confident as Peter Parker. So it wasn't any shock that now, of all times, fate determined it the perfect time to pull the rug from Peter's feet.
In all fairness though, it was totally Peter's fault. A long list of mistakes lead up to this moment, plenty of which he should've avoided, but now Deadpool was closer than ever to finding out Spider-Man's civilian identity... and the fact that he's secretly a cam boy.

Third Person POV
This story is cross-posted onto AO3 and FF.