The Diary of a Fat Person.

Okay, well, I am fat. I know that, but let’s not go shouting that to the world, shall we, I mean, they have eyes. Anyway, this piece of writing is my way of dealing with it. Yep, I’m going to make a diary. Not of the amount and type of food I have eaten everyday or anything stupid like that (I wouldn’t have the patience for that anyway), but a diary that will let me know how I’m feeling about my weight, and how I try to lose it—without boring myself to jaded tears, and you to mortified moans. This will be difficult, but supposedly, weight loss is, isn’t it?