Justin Trudeau x kawaii! French! Reader

your grandmother has sold you to someone, not only the leader of canada, but the hottest one yet! he comes to your home and whisks you away from your abusive family, and enrolls you in a private school not far from the parliament building. what sort of bond will form between you and the divorced prime minister?
(note. this is a completely satire and ironic fic and i will be treating it seriously. this is the last time (hopefully) that I will need to break character as a weirdo author, so keep this in mind moving forwards. if this fic offends you as a Canadian, don't worry I'm from alberta. I hate it too. this work is *meant* to make you upset, but I also endorse being weird in the comments as well as a part of this irony. all I can say now, is godspeed my friends.)