The Office (g.s)

"That's the most unbelievable thing I've heard today. I mean, come on," Suguru chuckled. "Would someone as timid as Y/N ever be fucking the slut that is Satoru - I say that with love, by the way."

Shoko shrugged. "Maybe she's a secret freak."

"She's smarter than that," Utahime interjected. "I mean, I'd usually never dignify useless office drama like this, but it's giving Y/N a bad name."

"Can it give her a bad name if it's true?" Nanami asked, folding close the newspaper he'd been trying to read.

"What?" Haibara asked, tilting his head. "Actually?"

"Caught them during the Christmas party."

"In the office?" Ijichi asked, mouth agape.

"Where?" Suguru asked.

Nanami coughed. "I shouldn't say."

"Why?" Shoko grinned, crossing her arms. "Was it somewhere... on someone's desk?"

Nanami averted his eyes. "Whose desk?!" Utahime demanded.

"You, of all people, wouldn't want me to say."

"I'M GONNA KILL HIM!"