Harry Potter and The Stripper's Pole
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Fanfiction / parody of the book "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" . Very funny . Writing in progress. We update regularly.
Credits:
Writing - Jostar Rocker
Jokes, smut - Akashk77
Warnings : Some NSFW, foul language, smut, drinking, smoking.
We don't own any of the characters
All of them are created by J.K. Rownling.
All Rights Reserved
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