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EPIC Redneck Failure

lessthangraceful

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Reads 54
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lessthangraceful

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A boy. A six year old farm boy. His daddy's tractor. A beautiful, perfectly oiled and painted John Deere tractor. How much trouble can a little boy and a tractor get into in just one afternoon? Well, it'll all result in one, big, epic, redneck, FAILURE! 

Author's Warning: At anytime while reading this book, you may feel the need to laugh. Do not suppress your laughter as it could be hazardous to one's health. Side affects may include but are not limited to; laughter, happiness, and hilarity.All Rights Reserved

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