The Toast Diaries
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Last published Sat, Mar 21, 2015
This is the story of the war between bread and toast. It may sound stupid but just open it and give it a look. Learn about Bonnie, the wheat slice and her adventure of trying to escape the fridge. This story is something I wrote awhile back, and I hope you enjoy it!!!!!!
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