Harry Potter: A Parody
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Last published Fri, Oct 20, 2023
Hogwarts is back- and weirder than ever! With magical mayhem, unlikely allies, and a certain questionable wizard claiming credit for Harry's entire existence, this year promises to be the most chaotic one yet. Between dramatic goth revivals, unexpected transformations, and Dumbledore's increasingly baffling decisions, Harry must navigate a school year filled with absurdity and survive the madness that's about to unfold.
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