Your shrek clock began to ring and you woke up, it was your first day at the shrek academy,
You're so excited for it. You changed into your sleazy schoolgirl uniform, caked on your makeup, and finally sprayed on some onion perfume to impress people. Finally you grabbed a piece of onion toast and headed towards the door.
As you ran to Shrek academy, you bumped into something. You looked down, and then, you saw Farquadd and all of his ugliness, from his greasy matted raven hair to his oily, acne covered face. You also noticed he was obese, just like you ,but, he was wearing the shrek acedemy uniform!!!! As you became a slave to your thoughts, you noticed Farquadd was winking at you a heavy blush. You signed. ' great, just great' you thought to yourself
" hey beautiful" Farquadd said
"Hey ugly" you spat at him
The male didn't get the hint. You faced palmed at this, and went along your merry way to the acedemy with Farquadd behind you.
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It's the last year of high school, and everything has changed . . .
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After a summer spent in the Philippines, Lara Dela Cruz is eager to start her senior year and, most importantly, reunite with her three besties. But what she did not expect was to show up on the first day of school to all three of her friends now in relationships. Fighting for their attention, catching some new and confusing feelings for long-time frenemy James, and wading through the pressures of post-high-school plans all have Lara reeling. And to make matters worse, Lara's beautiful and untrustworthy cousin conveniently appears and wiggles her way right between her and James' budding relationship. Feeling like a third wheel in more ways than one, Lara must learn to accept that change is inevitable, love is complicated, and being the odd one out is sometimes where inner power is found.
[[Word count: 100,000-150,000 words]]
Cover design by Jill Caldwell
Wattys 2020 YA fiction Winner
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