Severus Snape, infamously known for his greasy hair and inability to get a date, totters between the friendzone and dating with Lily Potter. It seems that Lily has escaped his last grasp and fallen into the arms of James Potter. Giving up on his love life, he decides to escape his problems for a while at the lake, a decision that will change his life forever. At the lake, he meets a beautiful and mysterious squid - Brittany. Will he finally find love at the lake? And what will happen between him and Lily when Lily finds out about his new 'friend'?