Yep... i guess I'm actually doing this. I was playing truth or dare with a friend and I went a bit far telling them to put they're head in the neighbors toilet... they actually did it and got back at me by telling me to write a *horizontal tango story* with their favorite ship so in honor of Samuel here you go (*end of explanation*) there might be some art in here and you can request on the first page also I have no idea what I'm doing *thank you for reading this*