Who Killed Our Royal Leader Ted

This story dates back to when there were no trees. The trees were all gone and no one had the Authority to plant more trees, because of Mr. O'Hair. Now because we Banned him from ever coming back so now we can finally have trees and no one has to pay for air all because of our new leader Ted. Ted is a wonderful leader because now we can have trees and live without paying for air but all that took a turn... Ted was murdered!