Ultimate Collection of Brunette Jokes!
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Are you sick and tired of constantly hearing blonde jokes? Are you blonde and take serious offence to this?
If you answered yes to any of those questions, then this book is for you. It will be insulting Brunettes, and I will soon be making other books such as:
-Ultimate Collection of Noirette Jokes!
-Ultimate Collection of Redhead Jokes!
-Ultimate Collection of Blonde Jokes!
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