The story of randomness

One day there was a boy walking down the street and he got tasered by a cop. He was knocked out for an hour. when he woke up he was in a garbage truck.He said,"ddjhfjdjhejjdjfujdjhdhxhhdhxhchxhdhdhxuxhhdhxhdujdhhdhdhdhxjdhhdhxjdjdhhdhhdbdhhxhxbydjhelpmendjjdjfjjdjdjjd."the a rat jumped at his bike.The bike said "Hey that hurts stop please," the rat started crying on the garbage and died.I was weirded out from the rat talking and the bike talking.

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You don't know how random I am pretty random