Abducted Without A Bra

On the day that I decided not to wear a bra I didn't know that I would be drugged and abducted off of earth by creepy disgusting aliens. Then wake up in a cage like cell next to a larger one beside me with a black fabric hiding whatever is in it..... Oh but when that fabric is removed I wished it wasn't, because in that cell is a tall gray scary looking alien male who roars in outrage when he sees me, and keeps throwing his body against the bars of his cell and growling like a rabid animal. Because if I knew that all of this was going to happen I would've not only worn a bra but would've also packed a gun and a knife. Oh wait, I do have a knife!!!