Laugh Till You Cry (SNI - Shiny New Idea)

This is a bizarre combination of thoughts that I hope to be funny. People think I'm funny (Hopefully.) so, I just wanted to put it to good use. I hope you like it! Oh and you don't have to vote this is just something random to tell the truth I'm not entering this is to the Watty's any time soon. Though commenting is welcome. I think it's funny I hope you do too. I AM JUST GOING TO MAKE THIS A COMEDY ACT. I AM REMOVING ALL STORIES. :DD

Oh and one more thing the reason it is not rated is because I had no idea what to rate it as. I guarantee it won't be dirty jokes. If you find anything offensive let me know because I will delete it.